Dangling Participles

theabsurdpuddle:

Shelly and Roberta were not content to be mere lesbians. They discussed it and decided to go with: HUNGRY, CONFUSED LESBIANS.

Sprinting down Main street, tattoo artists were tweeking.

Moseying down Main Street, Paula Poundstone told cat jokes.

Running down Main Street, Pauly D was puking.

Walking down Main Street, the trees were beautiful.